What, what? (Bonus Turkey Butt)

Happy national super awkward to be a vegetarian day! I hope you all, my lovely hypothetical readers, that celebrate are having a lovely holiday filled with good food and happy times with your loved ones. And not, as all the thanksgivings of my youth, filled with people trying to feed you meat and every year going, filled with disbelief, ‘you are still a vegetarian?!?!” 

 

But on to happier things! (Sort of,)

 

So long ago entire dynasties of bugs have come and gone in the meantime, I told you that I had noticed a rather…disturbing trend when it came to my pictures of animals.

 

I think I’m just going to have to admit that I am not a photographer for living beings. I make human types look so much infinitely worse than they normally are and with animals…..Well, a bunch of pictures are better than words, at least so goes ancient wisdom. (Yes, ancient. They were totally taking pictures of wildlife back in the days of the Roman Empire. SUE ME HYPERBOLE POLICE!- aka my family)

 

I am a demure lady fowl thing...wait, WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING?!?

I am a demure lady fowl thing…wait, WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING?!?

She totally stood in front of me for three minutes trying to get a cute picture. And all she got was this, BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT!

She totally stood in front of me for three minutes trying to get a cute picture. And all she got was this, BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT!

 

I am the demon giant turtle! SEE MY BUTT!

I am the demon giant turtle! SEE MY BUTT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At least my rear view is fluffy and cute!

At least my rear view is fluffy and cute!

Look into the depths! Or don't, no really, don't.

Look into the depths! Or don’t, no really, don’t.

 

I'm just chillin', pooping on cars like a villain. Wait, what kind of picture is this?!?

I’m just chillin’, pooping on cars like a villain. Wait, what kind of picture is this?!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Look! To finish it off we have seasonal Turkey Butt!

Look! To finish it off we have seasonal Turkey Butt

 

 

So there you have it, my name is Aly and I am accidental serial animal butt photographer. 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (And Hanukkah) (And if you celebrate neither of those things, Thursday! Except in those parts of the world where it’s already not Thursday. In which case… HAPPY PHOTOS OF ANIMAL BUTTS DAY)

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